Hello, my friends. Freddy here.
Look what I found? I!FOUND!A!BALL!BAND!!!!
To be honest, I felt so sick for so long that I hadn't really been looking for any lately. All of a sudden, I've started to feel better, and I've found myself with that uncontrollable urge....to munch.
I thought I would give you all a little tutorial on how to eat a ball band, but mom said I already did that once. You can read it here if you'd like. That was a really long time ago, so if you followed my steps and have practiced you are probably as good at it as I am now.
My technique has pretty much remained the same.
I don't have quite as many teeth as I had in my youth, so I have to soften the band up with some major slobber. The downside to that, of course, is...
it gets so gooey, it sticks to the roof of my mouth and I have a devil of a time getting it loose.
Yes.
I made a mess.
But, I didn't even get in trouble.
Mom's really really glad I'm feeling better.
Glad your feeling better, Freddy! You’re one of my favorites in the blogosphere.
Posted by: Wendy T | 05/19/2018 at 10:27 AM
I agree with Wendy! Freddy, so glad you’re feeling better! Hurray for ball bands! Big hug!
Posted by: Karen B. | 05/19/2018 at 01:58 PM
WOW! (bow-wow!!!) Thanks Miss Wendy….and Miss Karen. You all some of my favorites, too!!!
Posted by: steph@woolythyme | 05/19/2018 at 02:23 PM
I feel like I should be donating some of my ball bands to this worthy hound!
Posted by: Laura | 05/20/2018 at 07:36 AM
Hooray! I'm so glad you are feeling better, and please ask your mom to give you a kiss from me.
Posted by: Bridget | 05/20/2018 at 08:52 AM
So happy you are feeling better, Freddy! Make sure you are taking advantage of your mom's glee over you feeling better and get to tackling more ball bands. :)
Posted by: Andi | 05/20/2018 at 10:30 AM
Me too! I am glad you are feeling better. Ball bands add fiber to your diet. Ball bands forever.
Posted by: Jane | 05/21/2018 at 07:57 PM
it is about time dear Freddy!
Posted by: karen | 05/23/2018 at 02:24 PM
Freddy, I think there might be a correlation between you feeling better and your mom knitting more! Enjoy those ball bands and keep her on her toes!!
Posted by: Jody | 05/24/2018 at 09:00 AM
Thanks for the tutorial on the yarn bands. Not only have I gotten yarn bands, but I've shredded some not very nice yarn. I"ve also destroyed 12 patio cushions, the garden hose and the cord to my dads shop vac. Mom is not very happy.
Your friend,
Clarence Clemons Miller
Posted by: Jennifer Miller | 05/26/2018 at 06:46 PM