OH!DEAR!OH!DEAR!OH!DEAR!!!!DID!I!EVER!MESS!UP!TODAY!!!!!I'M!SORRY!I'M!SORRY!I'M!SO-O-O-!SORRY!!!!!
You see. Mommy was talking on the phone to Marley's She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Mommy. I, of course, was hanging out by her feet where I always am, when all of a sudden, I got this uncontrollable urge and I jumped up on the cushy chair (with mommy's favorite embroidered pillow), and squatted (yeah, I'm a boy, but I've ALWAYS squatted) and pee-peed.
I just don't know what got into me.
I had just been outside.
It snowed.
I don't think that's a real excuse. I don't hate the snow. I might have been a little cold, but I'd never let on. Remember? I hate sweaters, and am real glad I gave mine away to Gracie and certainly don't want another one.
Maybe I got carried away with all the poop-cicles I had made (and am eating---YUM!!!...HA! Grossed you out, right?! I'm a boy. I do that kind of thing.) and forgot to do the rest of my business. I just don't know.
I can't quite tell if I got in trouble or not. I think I did. I didn't get a spanking. (We're a spank-free home). I don't think I got yelled at...but I'm deaf, so who would know? BUT...I didn't get a cookie when I came in...even though I sat under the cookie jar. And looked very cute.
Sigh.
I hate when Mondays start out like this.
FreddyDogYoung
xoxo
He looks VERY sorry... ;-)
Posted by: thecrazysheeplady | 01/15/2018 at 11:26 AM
Don't worry, mom's forget pretty quick they were mad!
Posted by: Jackie | 01/15/2018 at 11:32 AM
As we get older these things happen. I am sure Mom will soon be over whatever little bit of mad she was at you. Give her the big puppy dog eyes, it gets us everytime.
Posted by: Judy | 01/15/2018 at 01:07 PM
Dear Freddy, Mommy will forgive you. Tell her to check you for a UTI...older puppies are prone!
Posted by: Jody | 01/15/2018 at 05:34 PM
Oh Freddy, everyone makes mistakes. Flash your big brown eyes at your Mom.
Posted by: Jane | 01/15/2018 at 06:59 PM
Don't worry. I've started pooping IN my mommy's bed. (I climb under the covers with her in the night.) She woke up ON a turd the other day and was not happy! Tell your mommy that it could be worse!
Posted by: Buddy, the dog of Maureen Rao | 01/16/2018 at 10:03 AM
Clarence peed on the floor. Again. When will this puppy ever learn?
Posted by: Jennifer Miller | 01/16/2018 at 10:39 AM
Oh Freddy, I'm sure she understands in that you know, MOM way. You look like a good boy most of the time, just keep giving her that sweet face and sad face when you think she might use The Voice. I'm sure she'll melt like we all do with your photos.
ps: try to keep things a little neater, Moms LOVE that ;)
Posted by: ellen | 01/16/2018 at 07:35 PM
Freddy! what got into you? If it makes you feel better, Frodo has been a little naughty this week but we figured out why and now he's back to being relatively a good dog. Stay warm and out of trouble,
Posted by: karen | 01/17/2018 at 08:03 AM
Poop-cicles... haha! I can't stop laughing! But seriously... Boys are gross. ;) But boys are cute too....and with those big brown eyes... He does look very contrite. ;) Hope this was a one-off...and so glad it's a spank-free zone there... ((HUGS))
Posted by: Tracy | 01/19/2018 at 03:52 AM
Oh dear, poor pup and poor mum. Learning is tricky. I hope you get the hang of this peeing outside thing :)
Posted by: Kim | 01/20/2018 at 03:45 AM