Here I was, enjoying a rather beautiful day in the backyard, when Mommy came out with MY!LEASH!!!! OH!I!LOVE!MY!LEASH!BECAUSE!IT!MEANS!I!GET!TO!GO!FOR!A!WALK!OR!A!RIDE! IN!THE!CAR!!!!!! BECAUSE!I'M!ME!I'M!HOPING!FOR!BOTH!!!!!!
Well. Was THAT a mistake.
Yep. I hopped in the car and off we went. Doggy park? Vet? (I don't know it's Sunday....but I LOVE my vet!) To the bank and back? (They have doggy cookies at the bank!---but, it's that Sunday-thing again.)
OHHHHHHHHH! NO-O-O-O-O-O-OOOO!! I recognize where we are as soon as the car stops. We are at 'She-who-must-not-be-named's' house. I'm not getting out. I hate her. Maybe she's not home. (This is where my 'boys' live and I LOVE!LOVE!LOVE! them.) Poop. She's home. They aren't.
She sat on my head and nipped my ears and romped all over me until I was totally fed up and in spite of the fact that she's 3x my size, I pinned her head, growled, and bit her face. I feel horrible. She apparently didn't feel anything. I've never bit or growled in my whole life.
I'm traumatized.
She's not.
Sounds to me like she's in love Freddy.
Posted by: rusty duck | 03/19/2017 at 06:44 PM
that's what he's afraid of!!!!
Posted by: steph@woolythyme | 03/19/2017 at 08:25 PM
Oh poor Freddy! I had a group of women over to piece a quilt together and one gal brought her dog along. Well, my Sam is not to good at picking up on other dog's signals, like stay out of my grill! You guess it, the guest dog had enough and bit Sam big time. Ten days later, a vet visit, and a round of antibiotics, Sam is all mended up.
Posted by: Eileen | 03/20/2017 at 07:10 AM
It's just like the play times I had with other toddlers. One might bite, one might hit, one my throw-up and I could just referee with the other mothers....keep on keeping on....
Posted by: Ann Denton | 03/20/2017 at 08:24 AM
so true!!!
Posted by: steph@woolythyme | 03/20/2017 at 08:26 AM
I to agree with another commenter - I think she might be in love with you! Good luck, you might need it ...
Posted by: Bridget | 03/20/2017 at 08:52 AM
I love Freddie's expressions. Just one look at that sweet face says it all!
Posted by: Donna | 03/20/2017 at 09:00 AM
whoa!! Freddy you are too old for this young pup!!
Posted by: karen | 03/20/2017 at 10:33 AM
he totally agrees!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: steph@woolythyme | 03/20/2017 at 02:25 PM
Awww, poor Fred. OUr Betsie knows how you feel. LeRoy is always picking on her.
Posted by: Judy | 03/20/2017 at 02:37 PM
Oh dear Freddy, I fear you may have a little (um or big) admirer.
Posted by: Caroline | 03/21/2017 at 03:06 AM
Oh poor Freddy. Murphy and Freya send their condolences. They said the trouble with pups is that they don't know their place and sometimes have to be reminded of their manners. Our neighbour Biscuit has the same problem with Luna and she is always visiting his house. Perhaps she'll remember next time, but I wouldn't count on it.
Posted by: Jacqueline Webb | 03/21/2017 at 04:29 AM
Hahahahahahahahah Poor Freddy! I love you man!
Posted by: Karen B. | 03/21/2017 at 03:04 PM
Awwww look at that expression!
Posted by: Sophie | 03/22/2017 at 03:47 PM