Don't I look handsome this morning? I!SPENT!4!HOURS!AT!THE!BEAUTY!SHOP!YESTERDAY!!!!BEING!MESSED!WITH!AND!I!LOVED!IT!SO!MUCH!!!!!
I got shampooed with some special anti-itch peppermint-y stuff....then I got conditioned with some other smelly anti-itch stuff...then I got a haircut that is sort of short in some places because I had so many matts....then I got my teeth brushed with peanut butter toothpaste (I bet you really wish you were me, about now, right?!?). It was all pretty darn swell. The best part was they recognized how much of a manly man boy I am and refrained from putting one of those dorky bandanas around my neck. I hate them. (I hate clothes, remember?) I was so good, that I got a great report card....AND a tote bag full of goodies. I got a squeaky toy (that I can't hear squeak), a bag of cookies that I immediately ate, some wet dog food that mommy said would give me the runs, and some cat treats? WHAT'S!WITH!THAT!?!?!
I really needed my picture taken with my new look. That's my friend, SnowmanPillow, behind me. I was so excited to get my picture taken, that I didn't even take time to pitch him on the floor. (He spends most of the day on the floor.) He simply takes up too much room on MY chair. He isn't having much luck bringing snow this year, anyway, so personally I think he should be stuffed back in the closet.
Anyway.....after having such a great start to my day, you can imagine my dismay when I discovered football was on TV last night. My people don't watch TV very much, but they do like their sports. I was fine during the Green Bay game....that was actually a pretty exciting game and 'our' team won. (Green Bay is #2 in my mom's world.) But then.....on came the Steelers.
And out came my hat.
Mom missed the whole first quarter of the game trying to take my picture with this dumb, dorky hat. I!HATE!CLOTHES!!!! What part of that doesn't she get??!? So, basically, in protest, I slept through this game.