Dick (the goldfish) has been in the dumps since football season ended. Maybe it was all the bowl games that got him hooked on the sport. Was he waiting for the Fish Bowl? Hard to say. I think he ended up with a perfect "bowl" record, however...whatever team he rooted for--lost. (Obviously, he was a Denver fan---he sported the color well, though, don't you think?)
But lately he's perked up a bit. We don't have TV on much, so it took a while to notice that he seemed particularly excited when the Subway commercials came on. ???? What's with that? No doubt about it, though. He flies around the bowl in a fishy-frenzy. DUH. Of course.
No, Dick. I don't know why Michael Phelps is on these commercials. Swimming is NOT a winter Olympic sport. Sorry.
Now he's worried that ice fishing is.